Inspired by the caveman threads and the phase-shift-routine threads, I developed my own phase shift routine last night. I’ll tell this in the form of a field report. At a party, I was teasing the ladies as usual. I had tons of social proof, and every time I started talking to this one blonde girl from South Africa, I got pulled away by another girl. Finally, I get to talk to her as the party is ending. We just talk for like three minutes. She says she got married young, just divorced, and craves adventure now. I tell her I’m her man and #close. No technique really.

I forget about her, but she calls. We make a plan. I’m exhausted, but I take her out to a couple bars, and get into sexual convo fast. I talk about Nancy Friday book and sexual fantasies, about how my mother’s friend seduced me (and taught me the Venus Butterfly technique, which I demonstrate with my fingers), and I cube her. Turns out she’s super-prude. Only been with two guys besides her husband. And is PARANOID about diseases: doesn’t give head, and is scared to even have protected sex. I reframe a bit. Anyway, I’m exhausted and drop her off at home early.

Tonight, I have her meet me at my regular spot in LA. I’m actually disappointed to see her, because it is CRAWLING with fucking ridiculously hot girls. I mean blonde perfect 10s with golden brown tans and giant fake tits. But not porn-star trashy: more rock-star-wife trashy.

Anyway, she shows up and I’m talking with a three-set. I fractionate between her and the three-set for a while, then focus my attention on her. Here she is (nice little bod not in photo… god, I look like a thug..)

I decide to just go caveman. We talk about movies, and I run for the first time the Don Juan de Marco pattern (as if quoting the movie). She enjoys it, and I enjoy doing it. Then I phase shift, lily-pad style.

1. We start talking about attraction, and I say that evolution has wired us to get aroused at certain things. Then I say, for example, feel this, and I pull the back of her hair. She says “mmmm…” And I say “see.”

2. Then I say come closer. And I talk about how animals begin the mating ritual by sniffing each other. Then I smell her hair, and under her hair, and go into the whole “mmm, you smell good” thing.

3. She’s into it, so I point to my neck and say, “Now, bite me here.” When she does, I say “mmmm, I love that.”

4. I fractionate for a little while, and point to someone else in the bar. Then I talk about how the most sensitive places on the body are places that are usually hidden from contact with the air, like the back of her neck. Then I take her arm, and I erotically bite the area on the opposite side of the elbow (that crease where it bends). She loves it, and falls into my arms. I brush her hair aside, and bite her neck.

5. From here, I would normally go for the standard kiss. But my intent tonight is just to amp it up as much as I can without kissing, to really get her hot. So, read on…

I had her sister drop her off to meet us at the club. I was driven by a friend. However, like MTL PUA’s AMAZING field report, it’s important to have a plan. I tell my friend to pretend like he’s exhausted, and then ask us if he can just drop me off and have me drive her home. So he does that. I take her upstairs to show her my house. On the balcony, we start kissing. Then, MUCH to my surprise, she pulls back after a little while and says she’s had a rough week, and alludes to how dating an old friend fucked up her old friendship and she’s coming to terms with this guy. I say, “I understand. But I’m a different person. I would never judge you by the immaturity of somebody else, and I hope you’d show me the same consideration. This is another person, a mature person, another time, another situation….”

Oh, shit, Annick is here (I’ll tell her you say hi and love her, Mys). Anyway, this is clearly LMR with the South African becasue she doesn’t want to leave. She’s also drunk. I bring her off the balcony, and do a Maddash move. I have her sit on my lap, and show her something on the computer. (I gotta get a computer photo routine going!) I start massaging and kissing the back of her neck, getting her turned on. We start kissing. Then, she asks if she can lay on the floor for a second. I lie next to her and…guess what happens…she fucking passes out. Cold!

I take off her shoes, throw a blanket over her, and a pillow under her head–and just leave her there and climb into bed. LOL. She is out cold until like 7 a.m., when she climbs into bed with me. If I had read NL9’s field report earlier (nice! sometimes it’s okay to be somewhat afc and just be the “last man standing”), I would have sarged her in the morning. But we both had a lot of work to do.

I have to post field reports on a few other adventures I’ve had in the last week, but in the meantime any thoughts on the phase-shift routine would be great.

Fucking alcohol…